While Pocket may guarantee unprecedented productivity and success, we cannot be held legally responsible for any
negative effects a sudden, severe increase in wealth may incur. This is including, but not limited to, yachting
accidents, the crushing purposelessness of retiring at 35, realising you ‘hate your friends now you have time to
spend with them’ [sic] and any subsequent fines and/or incarceration resultant of a Tuesday morning martini binge.
If any or all of these symptoms occur, we recommend ceasing use of Pocket immediately, and switching to any of
the less potent alternatives offered by our competitors.